The official website for Wheaton College’s improvisational comedy club!wheatonIMPROVTumblr (3.0; @wheatonimprov)http://www.wheatonimprov.com/I got rug burn from manProv the other night. Who do I talk to about it?Rule #1 of manProv: Don’t talk about manProv. You might want to put someone to put ointment on...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/18032712060http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/18032712060Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:46:07 -0600 Friday ShowShow your support for Honduras Project by coming to our show on Friday. (See what I did...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/18032202063http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/18032202063Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:37:00 -0600I WANT YOU To come to CHATLOS TV STUDIO this FRIDAY at 7:30 For...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzegis7Ecl1qjozuno1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I WANT YOU</p> <p>To come to <strong>CHATLOS TV STUDIO</strong> this <strong>FRIDAY</strong> at <strong>7:30</strong></p> <p>For a two-man <strong>SKETCH, MUSIC, and IMPROV</strong> show.</p> <p>Featuring two of wheatonIMPROV’S manliest players, Ben Kinsinger and Andrew Wagner</p> <p>It’s going to be a party and you’re invited.</p> <p>Bring a friend and a dollar. </p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p>http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17617869271http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17617869271Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:20:00 -0600Calling All Alumni!!Dear Beloved Alumni, 12 hours is coming up very quickly, Feb 18th,and we would love for you to...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17325899813http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17325899813Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:36:00 -0600Great News Everybody!12 hours has a time and place! Feb. 18 noon to midnight in Phelps. Also we have a very special...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17177122260http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17177122260Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:33:34 -0600Does the answer two questions below mean that 12 hours a week away is happening and thus not canceled or was the answer two below a mistake and thus a confusing confuser and thus 12 hours is canceled? Fear not! Twelve hours is happening. Either this Saturday or the next. (Check back in a couple of...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17129164385http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17129164385Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:39:45 -0600Chicken or steak?Neither. Milksteak and Rum Hamhttp://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17119128470http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17119128470Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:45:18 -0600Can you bring PSA back for a reunion show?It would take a great amount of mystical power or money to return all of the beloved members of PSA...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17119069351http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17119069351Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:44:19 -0600If red is the color of love (red hearts, red roses, etc.), then what is the color of hate?To quote Longfellow, “there’s nothing in the world so sweet as love. And next to love,...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17068972333http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17068972333Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:03:00 -0600What is the plural form of Wheaton Improv performers? Wheatonimprovi?Well, we often shorten wheatonIMPROV to Wimprov. So I guess you could call us all Wimps. (Except for...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17068555731http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/17068555731Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:56:17 -0600 Do you like our shows?Good! Because there’s one on FRIDAY 7:30 in Armerding!!! See you there?http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/16829299765http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/16829299765Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:40:22 -0600Missed Wheaton Improv at CIT? No worries.Wheaton Improv’s Kids These Days performed in the Chicago Improv Tournament! Whoop! Whoop! If...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15949302990http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15949302990Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:00:00 -0600WHEATON IMPROV SHOW! Wheaton Improv has the first show of the semester this week! Friday at 7:30 in Armerding. Be there,...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15854524045http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15854524045Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:11:48 -0600Interested in Improv Workshops?There will be an improv workshop informational meeting on Thursday,  January 19, at 4pm in the...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15853915336http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15853915336Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:00:03 -0600Have you missed me, mysterious website moderator?Well, mysterious website asker, I think so because I can’t even remember your name. xxoohttp://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15004344650http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/15004344650Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:10:21 -0600Why don't I look like my parents?Who says you don’t? You might be looking at the wrong features. For instance, your face may...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/14884481062http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/14884481062Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:08:43 -0600Surprise! One more edition of posters that almost existed! Totes...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9lm32NDU1qjozuno1_500.jpg"/><br/> Nice poster. Only problem...<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9lm32NDU1qjozuno2_500.jpg"/><br/> The Workshop Meeting Never Existed!<br/><br/> <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9lm32NDU1qjozuno3_500.jpg"/><br/> Super hero?<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9lm32NDU1qjozuno4_500.jpg"/><br/> Fish used to be...<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9lm32NDU1qjozuno5_500.jpg"/><br/> ...in the background. No joke.<br/><br/> <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9lm32NDU1qjozuno6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Surprise! One more edition of posters that almost existed!</p> <p>Totes random but whatevskies.</p>http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/14276580459http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/14276580459Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:41:00 -0600The Posters That Never Were Part 3! The Grand...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvprkofN7J1qjozuno1_500.jpg"/><br/> Kinda cool.<br/><br/> <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvprkofN7J1qjozuno2_500.jpg"/><br/> Yeah...<br/><br/> <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvprkofN7J1qjozuno3_500.jpg"/><br/> .....umm... nevermind.<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvprkofN7J1qjozuno6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> Opps. <br/><br/> <p>The Posters That Never Were Part 3! The Grand Finale!</p> <p>Don’t cry.</p> <p>Seriously, don’t.</p> <p>Stop it.</p>http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/13929015444http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/13929015444Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:00:06 -0600The Posters That Almost Were Part 2. These actually aren’t...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpraiKCUi1qjozuno1_500.jpg"/><br/> Could you imagine this on a wall...<br/><br/> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpraiKCUi1qjozuno2_500.jpg"/><br/> ...or maybe a big cardboard cutout...?<br/><br/> <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpraiKCUi1qjozuno5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> Gotcha! This was not one..... or was it?<br/><br/> <p>The Posters That Almost Were Part 2.</p> <p>These actually aren’t that bad…in a disembodied heads sort of way.</p> <p>Fun Fact: These posters actually lead to the disembodied, colored card posters!</p>http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/13880966850http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/13880966850Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:00:05 -0600Any more questions to answer?Nope. Finished them all. And the world is now silent. …. And the world is now...http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/13851080644http://www.wheatonimprov.com/post/13851080644Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:20:44 -0600